softestaura:

asmolbirb:

hey sorry we put your boyfriend on a show where the game changes every time. yeah he has no idea what game he’s about to play. but he’ll be fine once he realizes the only way to win is by learning, the only way to learn is by playing, and the only way to begin is by beginning. yeah actually we’ll be beginning without further ado but you can pick him up after. sorry again.

bat-anon:

clowngirlpony:

What I think it would be like if the mane 6 visited a whale fall

@punkitt-is-here

leahgardner-art:

Important places to be 🍗

inthefallofasparrow:

Seven of Pentacles

redpandarascal:

0ctoberrustt:

the alternative girl with pathetic boyfriend thing has to end

Hi, I run a small Etsy business selling replica Scott Pilgrim cosplay items. You’re personally hurting my livelihood by saying this. Think about the effect your words have on others.

fullmetalfisting:

iamnotlanuk:

fullmetalfisting:

Labia so fat it caused a chaste monk to question his vows to the Lord

yeah sure I’ll reblog that

Pussy so beguiling that Brother Vitalis of Bernay can only illuminate his manuscript with yonic images

apricops:

apricops:

Yeah sorry we revised your boyfriend based on new archaeological evidence. Turns out that the fall of the Western Roman Empire affected him a lot more than we previously thought. Yeah he’s malnourished and had no access to trade goods now, sorry

Hey sorry we revised your boyfriend again based on other archaeological evidence. Turns out the fall of the Western Roman Empire didn’t hurt him that bad. Yeah his local warlord-chieftain still maintained a network of patronage and connections with Mediterranean trade routes, we found foreign pots in his burial site. he might’ve even been literate

animatejournal:

Bugs Bunny: Tortoise Beats Hare
Director: Tex Avery | Studio: Warner Bros. | USA, 1941

insaneclownpussi:

CHICKEN FARMER I STILL LOVE YOU is probably my favorite place in nampshire